I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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