I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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