what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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