We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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