come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
