so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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