Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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