Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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