NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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