When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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