i just google imaged poop.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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