i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
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there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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