talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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