those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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