I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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