What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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