Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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