i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
