You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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