would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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