We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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