Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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