Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
i think im in europe. pls send help