I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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