Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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