this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Randomize
