There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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