playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
i now understand why vodka
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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