i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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