well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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