he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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