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i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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