I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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