I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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