is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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