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We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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