I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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