He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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