i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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