I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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