You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Randomize
