I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
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Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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