I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Randomize
