i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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