I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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