I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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