My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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