two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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