sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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