some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
The best revenge is premature balding
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do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today