youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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