im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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