It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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